The Oedipus Connection by Axend
YEP, TAZLOFF OF AXEND STRIKES WITH YET ANOTHER LAME DEMOPART...... PICTURE BY DPL OF TRC, MUSIC FROM 'NEVERENDING STORY' BY MARTIN GALWAY, THE REST BY ME..... SO, YOU WOULD LIKE SOME TEXT, RIGHT??? - NOPE, NOT THIS TIME...... I AM AFRAID THAT THIS SCROLLER WILL BE QUITE A SHORT ONE... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL END IT SOON.... BUT, BEFORE I GO, I HAVE TO GREET MAX... HEY MAX, HOW ARE YA DOING?? STILL GOING STRONG OR WHAT?? - WELL, I'LL PASS BY SOON TO SEE HOW YOUR CURRENT CONTION IS.... UNTIL THEN,MAX!!! WELL, NOW WE HAVE COME TO THE POINT WHERE THE SCROLL ENDS.... SEE YAA ALL LATER..... - - COLOR 01 -$D026 % SPEED :$01 COLOR 10 -$D025 - LENGTH :$17 COLOR 11 -$D027 - PLACE SPRITE (! OAAOLKKL -
D - AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS...... - - - - - - - STOP SCROLL BY PULLING JOYDICK 1 DOWN... - TZL OF AXEND IS YET AGAIN LAMING AROUND! - FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M GLAD - I MADE THIS CUTE LITTLE MINI-DEMO CALLED - ' THE 
IN THIS SCROLLER] I WILL SPEAK ABOUT HOW ALL THE HORRIBLE MARSIPANS CAME TO END THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT[[[ ONE DAY WHEN LITTLE GLENN ODIN SAT IN HIS CHAIR OUT IN THE GARDEN] SOME MARSIPANS SUDDENLY ARRIVED AND ALMOST BLEW HIS SOCKS OFF[[[ WELL] THAT WAS NOT A GENTLE THING TO DO AGAINS POOR LITTLE GLENN ODIN] SO HE GOT HIS MAGNUM THREE FIVE SEVEN AND BLASTED THE EVIL MARSIPANS INTO THE SEVENTH] OR WAS IT SIXTH HEAVEN[[[[[[ THAT WAS AN AMAZING FEAT OF SUCH A YOUNG BOY] DON T YOU THINK SO////// - - NNK7NNNNNNNN-PNNK - USE THE JOYDICK TO CHOOSE BETWEEN FOUR DIFFERENT TUNES FROM THE SUPERB ^DELTA^ MUSIC[[[[[ AS FOR NOW] YOU ARE TALKING TO TZL] YIP YAP YOP////// HERE S OUR BOY/////// WELL] AS I HAVE A COMPLETE MEMBERLIST] I WILL SEND GREETS TO ALL MEMBERS HERE THEY COME[[[[[[ NO, INSTEAD OF THIS I WILL SEND GREET TO ALL MEMBERS OF AXEND] AS SOMEBODY HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF AXEND/// NOW IT IS ABOUT TIME TO END THIS SAD LITTLE SCROLLER[[[[[[[ HA HA HA] I WAS JUST KIDDING YOU AROUND[[[[ I DO NOT INTEND TO QUIT] THAT YOU CAN BET YOUR /TARMTOTTER/ ON[[[[[[ NOW WE WILL TALK ABOUT THE MOST DANGEROUS XREA - URES IN THE WORLD[[[[[[ THE DARKNESS SUCKERS[[[[[ THEY ARE EVERYWHERE[[[[[[[IN YOUR SL(EPINGROOM] BY THE SIDE OF YOUR BED] THEY HAVE INVADED THE PLANET] AND IF WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO STOP THEM] THEY WILL INVADE OUR MINDS EVENTUALLY[[[[[[ BUT DO NOT FEAR] I HAVE A PLAN[[[[[[ IF ALL OF YOU SAT DOWN AND WROTE A LETTER TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF NORWAY] JAN P SYSE] STORTINGET] OSLO] NORWAY] THEN MAYBE HE CAN ARRANGE SOMETHING[[[[[[ BUT REMEMBER THAT IT HAS TO BE DONE SOON[[[[[[[[[[[[[ GOOD DAY[[[[[[ - AT IT HAS TO BE DONE SOON[[[[[[[[[[[[[ GOOD DAY[[[[[[ - TURBO LOADER FROM 5200 TO 6200 - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] - 
C - NHZC - AAABBCDEEFGHIJLMNOQRTUWYZ/^ !#%')+.02469;= - GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF INTRODUCING TO YOU THE LUNATIC AND MINDWARPING WORDBENDER OF ALL TIMES - COME ON LET US GIVE HIM SOME APPLAUSE SUDDENLY A VERY STRANGE PERSON WITH TARMTOTTBESKYTTERE ON HIS CHEST ENTERS THE SCENE - HE STOPS LOOKS AROUND THEN SUDDENLY SCREAMS OUT TO THE GUESTS OK ARE YOU LISTENING HERE IT COMES HE SAID AAAARGH MY NAME IS BUCKAROO BANZAI AND I HAVE COME FROM THE DARK PITS OF HELL JUST TO BE BAD I HOPE YOU DON T HAVE A NICE DAY IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES YOU WILL ALL DIE SO IF YOU HAD PLANNED GO SURFING TOMORROW TOO BAD HA HA HA HA IT WAS JUST A JOKE THIS GUY DOES NOT EXIST BUT I DO AND I INTEND TO SMASH YOUR FACE TEAR YOUR GUTS OUT OF YOUR HEART AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAD HOWEVER IF THAT DOES NOT PLEASE YOU THEN YOU CAN GO STRAIGTH TO HELL JUST FOLLOW MY ADVICE AND YOU WILL GET THERE FOR SURE WELL ENOUGH CRAPTALK TALKED HERE IS TZL OF AXEND AND I WOULD LIKE TO GREET RAISTLIN OF JOINED FORCES AND LITTLE - AND RUNE OG MORTEN IN MENTAL FORCE AND DPL OF RULING COMPANY AND KNUT MORTEN IN SHAPE AND ALL FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD GREETS TO MIRAGE HAVE YOU MADE ANY EXCITING ROUTINES LATELY MY ADDRESS IS - GEIR VEGARD LIE NORDAHL GRIEGS GATE TWO ONE THREE SIX SEVEN ZERO NOTODDEN NORWAY C YA ALL SOON SO LONG - .T 0400 07FF 4608 ZH - OOPS TURBO LOADER FRA - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - 
*)(BBBBBBBBBBBB678< - WELCOME TO THIS PART.... CHARSET BY ASTINUS...... MUSIC BY JO OF AMOK..... CODE AND LOGO BY TAZLOFF GREETS TO ALL AXENDS..., DOP, DPL, KNUT-MORTEN, TBA AND ALL I FORGOT.... HERE IS MY ADDRESS:..... GEIR VEGARD LIE, NORDAHL GRIEGS GT. 21, 3670 NOTODDEN, NORWAY...... KEEP ON SENDING ME DISKS BESIDES, DISKS ARE NICE! ESPECIALLY NEW UTILITIES OR MAKE ME AN AXEND LOGO DRAW ME A CHARSET....... MAKE ME SOME MUSIC...... SEE YOU ALL LATER....... SO LONG......... HA HA, I FOOLED YOU..... I'M GONNA TALKABIT...... DA YA LIKE THAT MASSA??? GO ASK DA MOTHER........ OR DA SISTER OR BROTHER. 'CAUSE..........(HAHAHA) DA SLAYER IS BACK AHAHA! AND, HE IS TALKING SHIT! MORE CORRECT, FROGSHIT!! I WILL TELL YOU A SAD LITTE STORY ABOUT A BOY, NAMED GLENN-ODIN........ HIS MOTHER DESPIED HIM, MOSTLY BECAUSE OF HIS WEIRD WAYS OF EATING..., YOU SEE,HE ATE HIS PIZZA RAW, WITH FROGLEGS ON!!! AND HE LIKED IT TOO!!!!! WELL, ONE DAY HE DIED IN A CARACCIDENT,AND NO-ONE DID EVER MISS HIM....... WHAT A SAD STORY........ TAZLOFF SIGNING OFF..... - - WELCOME TO THIS PARTP. - CHARSET BY ASTINUSX. - MUSIC BY JO OF AMOKT. - CODE AND LOGO BY TAZLOFF - GREETS TO ALL AXENDSL.F, - DOP, DPL, KNUT-MORTEN, - TBA AND ALL I FORGOTP. - HERE IS MY ADDRESS:T. - GEIR VEGARD LIE, - NORDAHL GRIEGS GT. 21, - :3670 NOTODDEN, - KEEP ON SENDING ME DISKS - BESIDES, DISKS ARE NICE! - ESPECIALLY NEW UTILITIES - OR MAKE ME AN AXEND LOGO - DRAW ME A CHARSET/. - MAKE ME SOME MUSICX. - SEE YOU ALL LATER/. - HA HA, I FOOLED YOUT. - I'M GONNA TALKABITX. - DA YA LIKE THAT MASSAL? - GO ASK DA MOTHER . - OR DA SISTER OR BROTHER. - Z'CAUSE(."(HAHAHA) - DA SLAYER IS BACK AHAHA! - AND, HE IS TALKING SHIT! - MORE CORRECT, FROGSHIT!! - I WILL TELL YOU A SAD - LITTE STORY ABOUT A BOY, - NAMED GLENN-ODIN . - HIS MOTHER DESPIED HIM, - MOSTLY BECAUSE OF HIS - WEIRD WAYS OF EATINGL.F, - YOU SEE,HE ATE HIS PIZZA - RAW, WITH FROGLEGS ONL! - AND HE LIKED IT TOOT! - WELL, ONE DAY HE DIED IN - A CARACCIDENT,AND NO-ONE - DID EVER MISS HIM/. - WHAT A SAD STORY . - TAZLOFF SIGNING OFFT. - 
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+--+*()+ - BE SEATED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... I AM TAZLOFF OF AXEND.... I MADE THIS DEMO 'THE